21 Comments on “How many things are wrong with this picture?”

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1. John Jakala says:

   27!

   What do I win?

   November 20th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

2. EZG says:

   The acolytes of Christopher Hart are making comics now. That’s what’s really wrong here.

   November 20th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

3. Kevin Church says:

   That’s it, I’m done. Fuck you, comics.

   November 20th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

4. Simon Jones says:

   Only one.

   A guy with a name like “Rik Van Glintenkamp” is far too cool to be writing for comics. He should be saving us from asteroids, or making a better light bulb.

   November 20th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

5. Tina says:

   Her chest armor is missing nipple bumps.

   The phallic symbol on the right is uncircumcised and therefore not as pretty as the cut ones on the left.

   Her neck is thicker than her waistline.

   Blond dreds are always out of style.

   November 20th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

6. Elin says:

   Sadly, no, it’s not one of Christopher Hart’s acolytes. Bill Maus has been drawing bad-girl comics (and Zen: The Intergalactic Ninja) since the early 1990′s and his style hasn’t really changed much since he started.

   Everything is wrong with that picture. EVERYTHING.

   November 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

7. Bryan Lee O'Malley says:

   Aww, she’s shy!

   November 20th, 2008 at 10:08 pm

8. JadedOtakuBastard says:

   Well if anyone knew their stuff, they’d know she was missing an Octopus cramming its tentacles in all of her orifices.

   Education time:

   http://www.artoflegendindia.com/productimages/PSB027.jpg
   http://pharyngula.org/images/teraoka_octopus.jpg

   Now, that is going to leave a memory. If, of course, a certain butcher doesn’t deems it improper meat.

   November 20th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

9. Alex Scott says:

   Problem #1: “Best Sellers Illustrated.” Yeah, right.

   Okay, I’ll be fair. It is illustrated.

   Problem #2: “Cinematic.” What, because you put those film strip dots around it? That barely worked for the NES Castlevanias. It ain’t working here.

   November 20th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

10. Journalista - the news weblog of The Comics Journal » Blog Archive » Nov. 22, 2008: Primitive stage says:

    [...] [Snark] How many things are wrong with this picture? Link: Christopher Butcher [...]

    November 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am

11. Sean T. Collins says:

    Well, for one thing, she doesn’t look very shy.

    November 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am

12. Jay says:

    How come Bryan O’Malley doesn’t wish me happy birthday anymore? Are we not friends, Mal?

    November 21st, 2008 at 12:42 pm

13. Tlönista says:

    Nothing’s right about that picture. Oh Comics, if you loved me back you wouldn’t make me cry.

    November 21st, 2008 at 2:01 pm

14. zach worton says:

    This pile of steaming shit makes me hate comics more and more every day. People being unaware of their complete lack of ability astonishes me. Sad masturbation fantasies…They clearly have no concept of how shitty it actually is before putting it out for the world to see. I fucking hate this.
    Kevin Church is totally right…fuck you, comics.

    November 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm

15. Scott Chantler says:

    I like it. It’s totally in-my-face. Not to mention cinematic!

    November 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm

16. Moaning Deaf Jefferson says:

    But didn’t Bill Maus win a Pulitzer for his autobiography comic thing?

    November 21st, 2008 at 7:11 pm

17. MichaelJ says:

    It’s all in the head. At least I hope it is.

    November 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm

18. Dan Coyle says:

    1. Stephen Stern.
    2. Bill Maus.

    November 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm

19. Lavode says:

    If she had pointed ears, I’d have thought the Puma Twins got their own comic book. But no such luck.

    November 24th, 2008 at 6:21 am

20. foobar says:

    “Volume One”

    November 24th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

21. becca says:

    i love the smell of penis envy in the morning…. this is really fucked up btw.

    December 11th, 2008 at 4:38 pm