Comments on: How many things are wrong with this picture?

By: becca

becca — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:38:44 +0000

i love the smell of penis envy in the morning…. this is really fucked up btw.

By: foobar

foobar — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:18:14 +0000

“Volume One”

By: Lavode

Lavode — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:21:50 +0000

If she had pointed ears, I’d have thought the Puma Twins got their own comic book. But no such luck.

By: Dan Coyle

Dan Coyle — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:25:22 +0000

1. Stephen Stern.
2. Bill Maus.

By: MichaelJ

MichaelJ — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:40:29 +0000

It’s all in the head. At least I hope it is.

By: Moaning Deaf Jefferson

Moaning Deaf Jefferson — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:11:18 +0000

But didn’t Bill Maus win a Pulitzer for his autobiography comic thing?

By: Scott Chantler

Scott Chantler — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:54:06 +0000

I like it. It’s totally in-my-face. Not to mention cinematic!

By: zach worton

zach worton — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:05:48 +0000

This pile of steaming shit makes me hate comics more and more every day. People being unaware of their complete lack of ability astonishes me. Sad masturbation fantasies…They clearly have no concept of how shitty it actually is before putting it out for the world to see. I fucking hate this.
Kevin Church is totally right…fuck you, comics.

By: TlÃ¶nista

TlÃ¶nista — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:01:41 +0000

Nothing’s right about that picture. Oh Comics, if you loved me back you wouldn’t make me cry.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:42:14 +0000

How come Bryan O’Malley doesn’t wish me happy birthday anymore? Are we not friends, Mal?

By: Sean T. Collins

Sean T. Collins — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:29:33 +0000

Well, for one thing, she doesn’t look very shy.

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Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:22:55 +0000

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By: Alex Scott

Alex Scott — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:34:37 +0000

Problem #1: “Best Sellers Illustrated.” Yeah, right.

Okay, I’ll be fair. It is illustrated.

Problem #2: “Cinematic.” What, because you put those film strip dots around it? That barely worked for the NES Castlevanias. It ain’t working here.

By: JadedOtakuBastard

JadedOtakuBastard — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 03:30:51 +0000

Well if anyone knew their stuff, they’d know she was missing an Octopus cramming its tentacles in all of her orifices.

Education time:

http://www.artoflegendindia.com/productimages/PSB027.jpg
http://pharyngula.org/images/teraoka_octopus.jpg

Now, that is going to leave a memory. If, of course, a certain butcher doesn’t deems it improper meat.

By: Bryan Lee O'Malley

Bryan Lee O'Malley — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:08:19 +0000

Aww, she’s shy!

By: Elin

Elin — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:44:30 +0000

Sadly, no, it’s not one of Christopher Hart’s acolytes. Bill Maus has been drawing bad-girl comics (and Zen: The Intergalactic Ninja) since the early 1990’s and his style hasn’t really changed much since he started.

Everything is wrong with that picture. EVERYTHING.

By: Tina

Tina — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:29:52 +0000

Her chest armor is missing nipple bumps.

The phallic symbol on the right is uncircumcised and therefore not as pretty as the cut ones on the left.

Her neck is thicker than her waistline.

Blond dreds are always out of style.

By: Simon Jones

Simon Jones — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:35:35 +0000

Only one.

A guy with a name like “Rik Van Glintenkamp” is far too cool to be writing for comics. He should be saving us from asteroids, or making a better light bulb.

By: Kevin Church

Kevin Church — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:52:28 +0000

That’s it, I’m done. Fuck you, comics.

By: EZG

EZG — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:40:44 +0000

The acolytes of Christopher Hart are making comics now. That’s what’s really wrong here.

By: John Jakala

John Jakala — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:22:26 +0000

27!

What do I win?