{"id":1628,"date":"2008-03-18T15:35:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T19:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/2008\/03\/18\/anime-thieves-you-are-awful-people\/"},"modified":"2008-03-18T16:09:52","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T20:09:52","slug":"anime-thieves-you-are-awful-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=1628","title":{"rendered":"Anime Thieves: You Are Awful People."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" title=\"anhg01.jpg\" id=\"image1627\" alt=\"anhg01.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/anhg01.jpg\" \/><strong>Customer interaction 1 minute ago.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[Customer is a full-grown man(child) standing in front of one of the anime cases, jumping up and down. Ostensibly to see the top shelf.]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>Bit of glare on the case I guess, can I help you with anything sir?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>Do you guys have sales?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>Usually on boxing day. That&#8217;s about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>Oh, I want that anime but it&#8217;s too expensive. That&#8217;s why I asked if you have sales. You guys should lower your prices or I&#8217;ll have to download it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>Excuse me?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>People will download it if it&#8217;s too expensive. You should lower your prices.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>So if you walked into a store and didn&#8217;t like the price of a can of coke you would just rob them?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>Oh&#8230; uh, I&#8217;m not going to rob you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>You&#8217;re going to rob the company instead.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>That&#8217;s awful. That&#8217;s awful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Customer: <\/strong>Uh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Chris: <\/strong>You are awful.<\/p>\n<p>[Customer sheepishly leaves store.]<\/p>\n<p><em>End Scene.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Christopher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Customer interaction 1 minute ago. [Customer is a full-grown man(child) standing in front of one of the anime cases, jumping up and down. Ostensibly to see the top shelf.] Chris: Bit of glare on the case I guess, can I help you with anything sir? Customer: Do you guys have sales? Chris: Usually on boxing &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=1628\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Anime Thieves: You Are Awful People.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-comics-retailing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}