{"id":3470,"date":"2009-09-25T14:17:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T18:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=3470"},"modified":"2009-09-25T14:33:10","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T18:33:10","slug":"karl-lagerfeld-toy-doesnt-come-with-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=3470","title":{"rendered":"Karl Lagerfeld Toy Doesn&#8217;t Come With Fan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/karl-scoop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3471\" title=\"karl-scoop\" src=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/karl-scoop.jpg\" alt=\"karl-scoop\" width=\"361\" height=\"526\" srcset=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/karl-scoop.jpg 361w, https:\/\/comics212.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/karl-scoop-205x300.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 361px) 100vw, 361px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I love Karl Lagerfeld, and [PETA] hate him because he showed fur in his collection, and they protested his fashion show. People were chanting outside, &#8220;KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER! KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER!&#8221; And I thought, &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t it be fabulous if Karl Lagerfeld actually was a murderer?&#8221; Like, what if he just fuckin&#8217; lost it one day&#8230;backstage at a show in Milan&#8230;and bludgeoned Elsa Klensch to death with a platform shoe. &#8220;I HATE THAT BLOUSE!&#8221; &#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The best part of any fashion show is Karl Lagerfeld with his white hair, and the big glasses, and a fuckin&#8217; fan. Like he&#8217;s some kind of Spanish lady or something. And I look at the fan and I&#8217;m like, &#8220;Bitch, it&#8217;s not that hot, what&#8217;choo doin&#8217;?&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; <\/em><strong><em>Margaret Cho, I&#8217;m The One That I Want<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>More on the ridiculous fan-less Karl Lagerfeld figure at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wwd.com\/wwd-publications\/wwd\/2009-09-25#\/article\/fashion-news\/fashion-scoops\/manga-man-the-karl-lagerfeld-tokidoki-2312073?navSection=issues&amp;navId=2311924\" target=\"_blank\">WWD.com<\/a>. <strong>Edit: <\/strong>Apparently Karl stopped carrying a fan after he lost all the weight. Why does no one tell me these things?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Christopher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I love Karl Lagerfeld, and [PETA] hate him because he showed fur in his collection, and they protested his fashion show. People were chanting outside, &#8220;KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER! KARL LAGERFELD IS A MURDERER!&#8221; And I thought, &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t it be fabulous if Karl Lagerfeld actually was a murderer?&#8221; Like, what if he just fuckin&#8217; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=3470\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Karl Lagerfeld Toy Doesn&#8217;t Come With Fan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-not-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3470"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3476,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions\/3476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}