{"id":8104,"date":"2014-09-28T20:54:45","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T20:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8104"},"modified":"2014-09-28T20:54:45","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T20:54:45","slug":"my-great-big-attention-whoring-histrionic-filled-blog-post-about-ello-and-you-wont-believe-what-happens-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8104","title":{"rendered":"My great big attention-whoring, histrionic-filled blog post about ello, and you won&#8217;t believe what happens next"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THIS BETA PIECE OF SOFTWARE DOES NOT LIVE UP TO MY BASELESS EXPECTATIONS.<\/p>\n<p>AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, I BELIEVE IT IS LIKELY THAT THIS SOFTWARE WILL DISAPPOINT ME, AND SO I AM LEAVING IT NOW.<\/p>\n<p>THE FUNDING MECHANISM OF THIS BETA PIECE OF SOFTWARE IS NON-EXISTENT! BY WHICH I MEAN IT HAS NOT YET BEEN IMPLEMENTED OR TESTED. THEREFORE, IT WILL FAIL AND I AM LEAVING IT.<\/p>\n<p>OH, AND IT&#8217;S UGLY, TOO.<\/p>\n<p>ello.com\/comics212<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THIS BETA PIECE OF SOFTWARE DOES NOT LIVE UP TO MY BASELESS EXPECTATIONS. AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE, I BELIEVE IT IS LIKELY THAT THIS SOFTWARE WILL DISAPPOINT ME, AND SO I AM LEAVING IT NOW. THE FUNDING MECHANISM OF THIS BETA PIECE OF SOFTWARE IS NON-EXISTENT! BY WHICH I MEAN IT HAS NOT &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8104\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My great big attention-whoring, histrionic-filled blog post about ello, and you won&#8217;t believe what happens next&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8105,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8104\/revisions\/8105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}