{"id":8309,"date":"2015-10-23T23:10:20","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T23:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8309"},"modified":"2015-10-23T23:10:20","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T23:10:20","slug":"twitter-a-two-act-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8309","title":{"rendered":"Twitter: A two act play."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Act One:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>@me: Hey internet! I like this thing!<\/p>\n<p>@rando: That thing that you like doesn&#8217;t work for me. By saying this, I insert myself into a discussion I have just admitted doesn&#8217;t concern me.<\/p>\n<p>@me: Wow, thanks for weighing in with literally nothing of substance.<\/p>\n<p>@rando: Because I&#8217;m a rando who goes around telling people that their tweets don&#8217;t concern me, I will now take grave offence to what you&#8217;ve just said.<\/p>\n<p><strong>*SCENE*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Act Two:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>@rando: Have you see my blog post, Tumblr, tweets, and FB update, where I have talked at length about how you have offended me?<\/p>\n<p>@rando: I tagged you to make sure you saw it.<\/p>\n<p>@me: Yeah I did. Curiously, you sort of glossed over the part where you rudely inserted yourself into someone else&#8217;s conversation, offered nothing, and took offence when called on it.<\/p>\n<p>@rando: Wow, you just don&#8217;t learn, do you? Look forward to my harassing tweets literally forever.<\/p>\n<p>@rando: But if you know anyone who&#8217;s hiring, I&#8217;m looking for work.<\/p>\n<p><strong>*FIN*<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Act One: @me: Hey internet! I like this thing! @rando: That thing that you like doesn&#8217;t work for me. By saying this, I insert myself into a discussion I have just admitted doesn&#8217;t concern me. @me: Wow, thanks for weighing in with literally nothing of substance. @rando: Because I&#8217;m a rando who goes around telling &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/comics212.net\/?p=8309\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Twitter: A two act play.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8310,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8309\/revisions\/8310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/comics212.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}