Twitter: A two act play.

Act One:

@me: Hey internet! I like this thing!

@rando: That thing that you like doesn’t work for me. By saying this, I insert myself into a discussion I have just admitted doesn’t concern me.

@me: Wow, thanks for weighing in with literally nothing of substance.

@rando: Because I’m a rando who goes around telling people that their tweets don’t concern me, I will now take grave offence to what you’ve just said.


Act Two:

@rando: Have you see my blog post, Tumblr, tweets, and FB update, where I have talked at length about how you have offended me?

@rando: I tagged you to make sure you saw it.

@me: Yeah I did. Curiously, you sort of glossed over the part where you rudely inserted yourself into someone else’s conversation, offered nothing, and took offence when called on it.

@rando: Wow, you just don’t learn, do you? Look forward to my harassing tweets literally forever.

@rando: But if you know anyone who’s hiring, I’m looking for work.


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