Anime Thieves: You Are Awful People.

anhg01.jpgCustomer interaction 1 minute ago.

[Customer is a full-grown man(child) standing in front of one of the anime cases, jumping up and down. Ostensibly to see the top shelf.]

Chris: Bit of glare on the case I guess, can I help you with anything sir?

Customer: Do you guys have sales?

Chris: Usually on boxing day. That’s about it…

Customer: Oh, I want that anime but it’s too expensive. That’s why I asked if you have sales. You guys should lower your prices or I’ll have to download it.

Chris: Excuse me?

Customer: People will download it if it’s too expensive. You should lower your prices.

Chris: So if you walked into a store and didn’t like the price of a can of coke you would just rob them?

Customer: Oh… uh, I’m not going to rob you.

Chris: You’re going to rob the company instead.

Customer: Yeah.

Chris: That’s awful. That’s awful.

Customer: Uh…

Chris: You are awful.

[Customer sheepishly leaves store.]

End Scene.

– Christopher

PiQ Issue #1: Post-Mortem

piq-cover-small.jpgI think it’s important to point out that in the first issue of PiQ, the magazine calls its readership the following names: nerds, dorks, geeks, freaks, maniacs, and pervos.

They seem to mean these little bon mots with affection, but it does tell you quite clearly what the editorial staff thinks of its readership. Of course, the new magazine from ADV (nascent anime and manga publisher) is meant to replace Newtype USA, their former chronicle of otaku culture with a name and content licensed from the original Japanese Newtype magazine, and so some recognition that it is the hardcore fan who may be used to such derisive terms may simply be a way to ingratiate itself to the new readership. But it’s going to take a lot more than saying that we’re all nerds together and adopting the tagline “Entertainment for the rest of us” to convince me that they have anything to say, let alone that we’re all alike…

I previously covered PiQ magazine when I got my hands on the press-kit for the magazine prior to its release. The press kit broke down the aims of the magazine and their demographics quite clearly: they want men age 18-34. I’d say the magazine delivers on that promise, though they don’t quite realize that not every man in that demographic is interchangable…
I’m going to be upfront and say that I disliked the first issue. I’m not going to string you along listing good and bad before revealing my ultimate conclusion; PiQ Magazine #1 wasn’t very good. That out of the way, PiQ does have strengths to recommend it, and a lot of potential, but going by the first issue they’re going to have to work awfully hard to achieve any measure of success. It’s incredibly problematic and likely quite rushed, and with a lot of former Newtype readers already very, very angry at them, they’re going to need to improve, and quickly, to get a chance at long-term survival.

I’ve written an incredibly thorough page-by-page analysis of the magazine. It’s taken days to actually put it all together. I’ve included it behind the cut because people browsing here probably have no interest in a 6500 word essay on a magazine that they will never read, but when I say POST MORTEM I actually mean it. I am digging through the entrails of this thing CSI-style to find out what they’re doing and why. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, and you probably shouldn’t bother reading unless you’re really, really interested in the subject.

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