“What they lack in quality, they make up for with butter.”
“I actually pulled out my cell phone and called to ask them to please bring us water.”Â
“Primary attraction was the small wildlife wandering across the table.”Â
If you’re looking to kill some time laughing your ass off, I humbly suggest the “Outtakes” section of the Zagat.com site. The international restaurant review guide of note, their review outtakes are better than many meals I’ve had. Ah, that words were sustenance alone! Check it out:
http://www.zagat.com/Blog/EntryList.aspx?SNP=NBOB&SCID=42&CATID=1039
– Chris