A guy with a name like “Rik Van Glintenkamp” is far too cool to be writing for comics. He should be saving us from asteroids, or making a better light bulb.
Sadly, no, it’s not one of Christopher Hart’s acolytes. Bill Maus has been drawing bad-girl comics (and Zen: The Intergalactic Ninja) since the early 1990’s and his style hasn’t really changed much since he started.
Everything is wrong with that picture. EVERYTHING.
This pile of steaming shit makes me hate comics more and more every day. People being unaware of their complete lack of ability astonishes me. Sad masturbation fantasies…They clearly have no concept of how shitty it actually is before putting it out for the world to see. I fucking hate this.
Kevin Church is totally right…fuck you, comics.
27!
What do I win?
The acolytes of Christopher Hart are making comics now. That’s what’s really wrong here.
That’s it, I’m done. Fuck you, comics.
Only one.
A guy with a name like “Rik Van Glintenkamp” is far too cool to be writing for comics. He should be saving us from asteroids, or making a better light bulb.
Her chest armor is missing nipple bumps.
The phallic symbol on the right is uncircumcised and therefore not as pretty as the cut ones on the left.
Her neck is thicker than her waistline.
Blond dreds are always out of style.
Sadly, no, it’s not one of Christopher Hart’s acolytes. Bill Maus has been drawing bad-girl comics (and Zen: The Intergalactic Ninja) since the early 1990’s and his style hasn’t really changed much since he started.
Everything is wrong with that picture. EVERYTHING.
Aww, she’s shy!
Well if anyone knew their stuff, they’d know she was missing an Octopus cramming its tentacles in all of her orifices.
Education time:
http://www.artoflegendindia.com/productimages/PSB027.jpg
http://pharyngula.org/images/teraoka_octopus.jpg
Now, that is going to leave a memory. If, of course, a certain butcher doesn’t deems it improper meat.
Problem #1: “Best Sellers Illustrated.” Yeah, right.
Okay, I’ll be fair. It is illustrated.
Problem #2: “Cinematic.” What, because you put those film strip dots around it? That barely worked for the NES Castlevanias. It ain’t working here.
Well, for one thing, she doesn’t look very shy.
How come Bryan O’Malley doesn’t wish me happy birthday anymore? Are we not friends, Mal?
Nothing’s right about that picture. Oh Comics, if you loved me back you wouldn’t make me cry.
This pile of steaming shit makes me hate comics more and more every day. People being unaware of their complete lack of ability astonishes me. Sad masturbation fantasies…They clearly have no concept of how shitty it actually is before putting it out for the world to see. I fucking hate this.
Kevin Church is totally right…fuck you, comics.
I like it. It’s totally in-my-face. Not to mention cinematic!
But didn’t Bill Maus win a Pulitzer for his autobiography comic thing?
It’s all in the head. At least I hope it is.
1. Stephen Stern.
2. Bill Maus.
If she had pointed ears, I’d have thought the Puma Twins got their own comic book. But no such luck.
“Volume One”
i love the smell of penis envy in the morning…. this is really fucked up btw.