21 Replies to “How many things are wrong with this picture?”

  1. Only one.

    A guy with a name like “Rik Van Glintenkamp” is far too cool to be writing for comics. He should be saving us from asteroids, or making a better light bulb.

  2. Her chest armor is missing nipple bumps.

    The phallic symbol on the right is uncircumcised and therefore not as pretty as the cut ones on the left.

    Her neck is thicker than her waistline.

    Blond dreds are always out of style.

  3. Sadly, no, it’s not one of Christopher Hart’s acolytes. Bill Maus has been drawing bad-girl comics (and Zen: The Intergalactic Ninja) since the early 1990’s and his style hasn’t really changed much since he started.

    Everything is wrong with that picture. EVERYTHING.

  4. Problem #1: “Best Sellers Illustrated.” Yeah, right.

    Okay, I’ll be fair. It is illustrated.

    Problem #2: “Cinematic.” What, because you put those film strip dots around it? That barely worked for the NES Castlevanias. It ain’t working here.

  5. This pile of steaming shit makes me hate comics more and more every day. People being unaware of their complete lack of ability astonishes me. Sad masturbation fantasies…They clearly have no concept of how shitty it actually is before putting it out for the world to see. I fucking hate this.
    Kevin Church is totally right…fuck you, comics.

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