Kai and Jason are so cool. i really should have “blogged” about them sooner. I also should not have left my laptop unattended. One of my favorite movies is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but i wish that Kai and Jason had played the main roles. it would have been better that way. I also think Backdraft would have been better if Kai and Jason played all the roles in it
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Oh Noes! Chris’ site has been teh haxxzord!!!! What villains have done this!
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Yeah!!! You tell ’em Kai and Jason!
This post is hands down the best thing I’ve read on this site in MONTHS.
Other movies that would be better if they featured Kai Boyzen and Jason Azzopardi in lead AND supporting roles:
Star Wars (all of them)
Jaws (Jason would play the shark)
Brokeback Mountain
Gone with the Wind
Thelma and Louis
Rocky IV (with Kai as Rocky and Jason as Ivan Drago)
Don’t believe me? Picture this classic sceen from ROCKY IV, but now starring Jason and Kai: Jason kills Apollo Creed in the ring with a critique of PREDATOR so harsh that he dies of a broken heart, and when asked in the following press conference if he’s going to accept Jason’s challenge to a bout, Kai responds, “What? NO! Are you fucking kidding me? I’m going to have a smoke. Bye.” THE END. Approximate running time: 27 minutes.